how my husband farts

Farting husband can be annoying for some girls but believe me it's a fun and pleasure for me.you might argue my statement above but you'll believe me once you read below.

Before i tell any further , lets go back 2 years in time when it all started. It was my wedding day and and we were about to complete the ceremony when my husband could not control himself and gave a small musical sound along with funny smell.i do not think anyone else noticed except me because of loud background noise and smell of food and flowers everywhere. he gave me a cunning smile and i kind of sensed at that point what was ahead of me.

On our first night i was full of excitement and moaning his name aloud and something happened .I felt like an earthquake with a big explosion with burning smell and i thought it was fire but..yes you are right ..it was he who made that explosive sound which made me come with a shower ,it was best i ever had.

And since then my sense of smell and hearing has improved drastically.I call myself a phd in understanding fart. I can recognize if someone farts even if it is silent and odorless.I kind of have that ability to identify a person based on his fart.i can even tell you the behaviors of a person based on his/her fart.

Basically i describe farts as four types on base of its sound;

1. missile
2. bomb blast
3. cracker
4. rocket

to be continued..